Still Clumsy After all these Years
WAY BACK WEDNESDAY WARNING! EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT AHEAD! Okay, I was talking about 6th grade yesterday, and it brought back a funny memory. I just have to post my award-winning poem from 6th...
View ArticleNeck Braces Speak for Themselves
My recent research has me watching Spanish Soap Operas, Telenovelas. Specifically “Un Refugio Para El Amor” (A Shelter for Love). Even the title is funny. Love the characters; they are totally...
View ArticleFriends With the Urinator
“…You’re friends with the urinator!” Yes. Yes, I am. Knee-deep in potty training. They never tell you in the parenting guides just much bodily fluid contact is part of the job description. I’m not...
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R U A Writer? Quiz
1. When you first looked at the title of this quiz, you thought: A. This sounds like fun! B. Why the heck can’t you write out “Are You a Writer?” A title is not a text message! C. Not another...
View ArticleA Modern Nursery Rhyme
In honor of my kids going back to school and the hassle of getting ready in the morning, I just thought of this modern nursery rhyme. (BTW, I don’t actually curse at my kids!) One two, where’s your...
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Critically Acclaimed!
The Reviews Keep Rolling In… “I heard she was a writer, or something.” -a friend “She certainly spends a lot of time on the computer.”- her husband “Well, she got the format right.”- a fellow...
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Stories From the Road
My family of five recently completed a 2000-mile road trip. I’m lucky to still be sane. Although I must say that the things you see along the highways and byways of America can be really humorous and...
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Welcome Back to Oakwilt Elementary
Oakwilt Elementary School A Dare Not to Discipline, Ain’t Great to Hate School Dear Parents, Greetings Oakwilt Osprey! As Principal, let me be the first to welcome you back. First, an...
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